Newfie Love Making
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Newfie Love Making
An Italian, a Frenchman and a Newfie were comparing their love making success one day....
The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nutting. When Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The Newfie says, "Dat ain't nudding. When I've finished porkin de ole lady, I git outta bed, walk over to da winder and wipe me weener on the curtains. She hits the f**king ceiling!"
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Re: Newfie Love Making
And..how high do you float??Lynn wrote:Damn Dale.... ....
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