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Post by Doreen December 11th 2008, 6:59 pm

Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and
announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys
for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys
around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started
to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at
$20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and
they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people
started going back to their farms. The offer increased
to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so
scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone
catch it!
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The man now announced that he would buy monkeys
at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city
on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man
has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 ... and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to
him for $50 each."
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The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all
the monkeys for 700 billion dollars.

They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots
and lots of monkeys!



Now you have a better understanding of how the
WALL STREET BAILOUT PLAN WILL WORK !


It doesn't get much clearer than this................

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Post by Guest December 13th 2008, 8:16 am

I thought that was how the stock market worked in general?

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