A Newfoundlander Running in the Rain

A pretty little Newfie girl was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out da window. My husband's home early!'

'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out dere!'

'If me husband catches us in here, he'll kill da both of us!' she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is da least of yer problems!'

So the boyfriend leaps out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he discovers he has run right into the middle of the St John's Labour Day marathon, so he starts running right along with about 5000 other runners.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tries to blend in as best as he can. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

'Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

'Oh yes by'e!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels some wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?

"Oh , yes me by'e" our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in me car to go home! '

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'

Without missing a step he answers, 'Lard Tunderin Geezus by'e.........OF COURSE NOT - only when it's raining."

I enjoyed that.....