A few Chuckles
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A few Chuckles
by baldwindeb January 22nd 2009, 9:42 am
Only
in America ......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
Only
in America .....do people
order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only
in America .....do banks
leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only
in America .....do they
have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER
WONDER ...
Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens20
our
skin?
Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If
flying is so safe, why
do they call the airport the terminal?
in America ......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
Only
in America .....do people
order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only
in America .....do banks
leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only
in America .....do they
have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER
WONDER ...
Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens20
our
skin?
Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If
flying is so safe, why
do they call the airport the terminal?
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