A man goes to the Dr. for his physical.........

by **Doreen** March 9th 2009, 12:43 am

A man goes to his doctor for his physical
and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets
there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, 'I'm going
to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a
little different from what you are probably used to. I
want you to lie on your right side,=2 0bend your knees, then
while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,
99.

The guy obeys and says, 99! The doctor says,
'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again,
while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,
99.'
Again, the guy says, '99.'
The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I
want you to lie on your back with your knees raised.
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and
with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis
to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, 99.'
The guy begins, 'One .. Two . Three'.