The Train Ride
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The Train Ride
Sitting together on a train traveling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Western Canada, a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emergeas a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The fellow from Quebec thinks: That fellow from Western Canada must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The fellow from Western Canada thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that asshole from Quebec again.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emergeas a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The fellow from Quebec thinks: That fellow from Western Canada must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The fellow from Western Canada thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that asshole from Quebec again.
Doreen- Moderator
Re: The Train Ride
And Carl, sitting in the next train carriage, is wondering why trains in Canada don't seem to have any internal lighting.
Guest- Guest
Re: The Train Ride
I thought Dale might really appreciate that one.
I'm not from western Canada... but I'd like to smack a couple of them.
I'm not from western Canada... but I'd like to smack a couple of them.
Doreen- Moderator
Re: The Train Ride
Oh, I'm sure the Quebecois are VERY popular all throughout Canada!
Doc- Rude, Crude and Obnoxious
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