Dale tries to prove...

Dale and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she
was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal
Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her,
"Did you know that humans are the only species in which
the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah?
Prove it."

He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up
and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her
face. About a half an hour later he returns all tired and
sweaty and proclaims, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep
didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can I
tell?"

Doc wrote:Dale and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she
was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal
Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her,
"Did you know that humans are the only species in which
the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah?
Prove it."

He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up
and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her
face. About a half an hour later he returns all tired and
sweaty and proclaims, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep
didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can I
tell?"

Thats a baaaaaaad joke..

If you say so, buddy!

Haha, made my afternoon!

Unfortunately, one day, Dale was enjoying a cigarette afterward, and BANG!

That's when he met this sweet young thing:

Sometimes he calls her "KY"...sometimes it's "Misty".

a new scooter to ride when you go visit your pig



out on a hot date!

And finally, the big day!