New Supermarket

The new supermarket opened near my house and has an
automatic water mister
to keep the produce fresh. Just
before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder
and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the
milk cases, you hear cows mooing
and witness the scent of fresh
hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
cackle
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
bacon and eggs
frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered

corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Yikes!