Match Maker

Matchmaker Sales Pitch

A marriage broker goes to see Mr. Cohen, a cofirmed bachelor for many
years. "Mr Cohen, don't let it get too late. I have exactly the one you need.
You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says
the marriage broker.

"Don't bother," replies Mr Cohen, "I've two sisters at home, who look after
all my needs."

"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the
role of a wife."

"I said 'I've got two sisters at home'.... but I didn't say they were
mine!"

Mr. Cohen's a crafty ole dodger!


I like that!