You know you are a bad cook if..........
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shanaya
Doreen
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You know you are a bad cook if..........
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A BAD COOK WHEN , , ,
- You use the smoke alarm as a
cooking timer.
- You consider it a culinary success if the
pop-tart
stays in one piece.
- Your dog goes to the neighbors' to
eat.
- Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
-
When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns
and the third stands
ready by the phone with 911 on
speed-dial.
- Your family
automatically heads for the dinner table
every time they hear a fire truck
siren.
- The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked
with
biohazard symbols.
- Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
- Your
two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie,
but your dinner guests can't
tell which is which.
- Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel
off
the bottom of the oven.
- You've used three boxes of scouring pads
and
a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that
macaroni and cheese still
won't let go of the pan.
- Pest control companies keep pestering
you
for your recipes.
- You make tuna noodle surprise and
the
surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the
silverware.
- You use the smoke alarm as a
cooking timer.
- You consider it a culinary success if the
pop-tart
stays in one piece.
- Your dog goes to the neighbors' to
eat.
- Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
-
When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns
and the third stands
ready by the phone with 911 on
speed-dial.
- Your family
automatically heads for the dinner table
every time they hear a fire truck
siren.
- The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked
with
biohazard symbols.
- Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
- Your
two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie,
but your dinner guests can't
tell which is which.
- Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel
off
the bottom of the oven.
- You've used three boxes of scouring pads
and
a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that
macaroni and cheese still
won't let go of the pan.
- Pest control companies keep pestering
you
for your recipes.
- You make tuna noodle surprise and
the
surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the
silverware.
Doreen- Moderator
Re: You know you are a bad cook if..........
I'm missing a cat Doc,
I hope you haven't been cooking up the 'other' white meat.
He was kinda skinny anyway.
I hope you haven't been cooking up the 'other' white meat.
He was kinda skinny anyway.
Doreen- Moderator
Re: You know you are a bad cook if..........
Doreen your cat was very tasty.Doreen wrote:I'm missing a cat Doc,
I hope you haven't been cooking up the 'other' white meat.
He was kinda skinny anyway.
irishgodfather1- Plus Member
Re: You know you are a bad cook if..........
irishgodfather1 wrote:Doreen your cat was very tasty.Doreen wrote:I'm missing a cat Doc,
I hope you haven't been cooking up the 'other' white meat.
He was kinda skinny anyway.
here I thought it was only Doc that like cat meat.
Doreen- Moderator
Re: You know you are a bad cook if..........
I thought I could cook until my kids went to culinary school and now they tell me how I do everything wrong.
I dont know how I kept them alive so long on my poor prep habit, and my poor cooking habits lol
I constantly tell them that I did this long before they were ever thought about lol
I dont know how I kept them alive so long on my poor prep habit, and my poor cooking habits lol
I constantly tell them that I did this long before they were ever thought about lol
baldwindeb- Assistant Administrator
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