a man and his chicken

An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken on
his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to
know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of
course!"
"I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the
theater."
The guy goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his pants.

He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the
theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man
unzips his pants so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the
movie. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is
horrified.
She elbows her friend Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle, this man
over here has just unzipped his pants!"
Myrtle whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one,
you've seen them all."
Agnes says, "I KNOW...BUT THIS ONE IS EATING MY POPCORN!!"

Uh-oh!

Good one, Doreen.

(By the way - I moved this from Pictures to Off Topic. I looked and looked but I couldn't see a picture. I really would have liked to see one for this, of course).

posted late at night, I don't know..

I made a boo boo maybe..

I know you will remember it 5 years from now.. or the observer will....


LOL