This Is A True Story

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking beer
and watching the wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came

over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!'

I took a drink from my can of Molson Canadian, wiped the cold foam from my

lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban aviators and stared directly into

the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,



'I am. That's why she cuts the grass.'

That is too awesome Dale.
Rick died laughing , I mean laughed so hard.
That is really good.

shanaya wrote:

That's what I'm thinking...

baldwindeb wrote:That is too awesome Dale.
Rick died laughing , I mean laughed so hard.
That is really good.

Well truth is sometimes a lot funnier than fiction..

Mr Cojones wrote:

baldwindeb wrote:That is too awesome Dale.
Rick died laughing , I mean laughed so hard.
That is really good.

Well truth is sometimes a lot funnier than fiction..

Very true, Dale.


But then, sometimes the funniest thing of all, is that someone actually believes it's true!

Doc wrote:

Mr Cojones wrote:

baldwindeb wrote:That is too awesome Dale.
Rick died laughing , I mean laughed so hard.
That is really good.

Well truth is sometimes a lot funnier than fiction..

Very true, Dale.


But then, sometimes the funniest thing of all, is that someone actually believes it's true!

Oh come on Doc...have I ever lied to you before..???

The tooth the whole tooth nothing but the tooth....