*The Indian Student*

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up:
*
'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.*

'Very good!'

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
*
'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.*

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
*
'General Custer, 1862.'*

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says,
*
'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'*

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to
the teacher,
*
'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'*

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little sh!t. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,'
*
Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'*

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh!t, we're f*cked!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly,
*
I think it was George Bush, Iraq , 2007.'*

That was great!

Thanks Mr., that was hilarious.

yes... and the last one is sooooo true!