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The New Doctor

Post by Mr Cojones on October 21st 2008, 4:29 pm


A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.
The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds
so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained, 'I've been a little sick to my stomach.'
The older doctor said, 'Well, you've probably been overdoing the
fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick'.
As they left the younger man said, 'You didn't even examine that woman.
How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly'?

'I didn't have to examine her. You noticed I dropped my
stethoscope on the floor in there. When I bent over to pick it
up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That's what was probably making her sick.'

'Huh,' the younger doctor said, 'Pretty clever.
I think I'll try that at the next house.'

Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking
with a younger woman.
She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did.
'I'm feeling terribly run down lately.'

'You've probably been doing too much work for the church,' the younger doctor told her.
'Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.'

As they left, the elder doc said, 'Your diagnosis is almost
certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?'
'Well, just like you did at the last house, I dropped my
stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the
preacher under the bed.'

Mr Cojones

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Post by shanaya on October 21st 2008, 6:49 pm


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Post by Guest on October 21st 2008, 11:13 pm

Uh-oh! lol!


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