Secrets Of The Ancients

Written across the wall of the ancient cave were the following symbols:


It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!


The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.


The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: 'This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals to help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.



Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.



The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “You idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......


It says: ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick!’”

I dont know about that...

I would say that the Jews (NO disrespect) Have something that smells like dead fish and the want to bury it.
It has to be a Democrat (cause of the donkey)
and a womans butt..


THE JEWS WANT TO BURY HILLARY !!!!!!!


tHATS IT..
*the crowd goes wild*

Well, I'm glad someone replied. I've been trying to think of a reply to this since yesterday.

You have to admit - it is one of Dale's better ones.

Agree!