QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ....
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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ....
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ....
Can you cry under water ?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" ?
Where's that extra penny going to ?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
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What disease did cured ham actually have ?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage ?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours ?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV ?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change ?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him ?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat ?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours ? They're both dogs !
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner ?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from ?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune ?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above ?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass ?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window ?
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Can you cry under water ?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" ?
Where's that extra penny going to ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What disease did cured ham actually have ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do doctors leave the room while you change ?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway ?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours ? They're both dogs !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from ?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune ?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above ?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass ?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window ?
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Mr Cojones- Moderator
Re: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ....
Why did you just try singing the two songs above ?...Shut up ... lmao
Mousessugar- Special Member
Re: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ....
A..B....C..D...E....F...G... Twinkle ..Twinkle little star... Yep..same tune..Mousessugar wrote:Why did you just try singing the two songs above ?...Shut up ... lmao
Mr Cojones- Moderator
Re: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ....
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass ?
OMG that is too funny Dale
OMG that is too funny Dale
baldwindeb- Assistant Administrator
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