TOP 5 EXCUSES IF CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

NUMBER 1: And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '...In the name of Jesus, Amen

lol

Brilliant!

I have to save those - not for me, of course. For some of the people I work with.