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Bad News
by Mr Cojones December 11th 2008, 6:47 pm
This is an old one..but I was thinking of trying it..
A man in Scotland calls his son in London one day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any
Longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
Your sister in Leeds and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't
Do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for
Christmas - and they're paying their own way!"
A man in Scotland calls his son in London one day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any
Longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
Your sister in Leeds and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't
Do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for
Christmas - and they're paying their own way!"
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