Do They Speak Irish Over There..???Might be a wee bit Adulty..

Horace the Englishman visits his friend Paddy the Irishman who has a broken leg.

Paddy says 'Jaysus me feet are freezin, cud ya nip upstairs and get me slippers?'

'No bother' says Horace.

Upstairs Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters are sitting on their bed.

'Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag you both'.

'Feck off ya liar' they say.

'I'll prove it' says Horace. So he shouts downstairs, 'Both of them Paddy'?

'Of course, wot's the point o' foocking one!'

just a wee bit adulty.