Little Joey

by **Mr Cojones** April 29th 2009, 11:42 pm

Little Joey wins a big bag of M & M's at the carnival and
runs home to show his mom. He begs for some and his mother gives
him two. Joey pops them into his mouth, runs outside, bites the
cat, and jumps on his tricycle to zoom around the house. Coming
to a screeching halt in front, he runs inside, grabs two more M &
M's, pops them in his mouth, runs outside, bites the cat, and
races around the house on his tricycle. This repeated a few more
times until his mother asks him what in heaven's name he is up to.
"I'm playing truck driver, Mom," he explains. "I'm
popping pills, eating pussy, and driving like hell."