See how Barb is.

Barb and Elsie met at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing.
"Oh! Bill died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her Elsie "What did you do then?"
"Opened a can of peas instead."

Bill will make good fertilizer..He's full of BS..