ADULT...Women Love It

A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out
for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would
never go for it, that she did not allow him to go drinking with
the guys after work.

The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem:

"When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down
under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give
her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention
that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself.

Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the
sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral
sex.

She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while,
he realized he had to take a leak, so he got out of bed and
walked down the hall to the bathroom.

When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to
see his wife sitting on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked.

"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"

Uh oh!!!

YECH!