NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...

> NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
>
>
>
> I was shopping at the local
> supermarket where I selected:
>
>
>
> A half-gallon of 2% milk
> A
> carton of eggs
> A quart of orange juice
> A head of lettuce
> A 2 lb. can of
> coffee
> A 1 lb. package of bacon
>
>
>
> As I was unloading my items on
> the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
> standing behind me watched as I
> placed the items in front of the
> cashier.
>
>
>
> While the purchases
> were being rung-up, the drunk calmly stated
>
>
>
> 'You must be
> single'.
>
>
>
> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
> intrigued by the
> derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found
> Mr.
> Right. I
> looked
>
>
>
> at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
> particularly unusual about
>
>
>
> my selections that could have tipped
> off the drunk to my marital status.
>
>
>
>
> Curiosity getting the
> better of me, I said...
>
>
>
> 'Yes you are correct: But how on earth
> did you know that?'
>
>
>
> The drunk replied, 'Cause you're
> ugly'.

ouch.........truth hurts sometimes lol.....kinda like out of the mouths of babes