Elections... so this is how they work!

by **Doreen** May 4th 2009, 12:48 pm

Election ...
The kids in the neighborhood held an election.
The grownups were astonished that a four-year-old had
been elected president.
"That boy must be a born leader," one Dad observed.
"How does it happen that all you bigger boys voted for
him?"
"Well, you see Dad," one lad replied. "He cannot very
well be secretary because he doesn't know how to write.
He would not do for treasurer because he is not able to
count. He would never do for sergeant- at-arms because
he is too little to throw anybody out. If we did not
choose him for anything, he would feel bad.
So we made him president."