LOOKING FOR WORK

by **Larry** September 5th 2009, 5:40 pm

> >
> > An
> Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my
> country is
> > so advanced
> that
> > he can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
> another, and
> > have
> > him looking for work in
> six weeks.'
> >
> > A German doctor says 'That is
> nothing; we can
> > take a lung out of
> > one
> person, put it in another, and have him
> looking
> > for work
> in four
> > weeks
> >
> > A Russian doctor
> says 'In my country, medicine is
> > so advanced
> > > that we can take half a heart out of one
> person, put
> > it in
> another,
> > and have them both looking for work in
> two
> > weeks.'
> >
> > An ILLINOIS doctor, not
> to be outdone, says 'You
> > guys are way
> > > behind, we recently took a man with no brains
> out of
> >
> ILLINOIS ,
> > put him in the White
> House for THREE MONTHS, and now
> > half
> > > the WORLD is looking for
> work.